I’m (casually) obsessed with helping you make money.
If you sit next to me at a coffee shop and nudge me to peep a catering menu you just wrote up, asking, “Does $22 a person sound right?” I’m going to tell you why—and how—that price should be $32.
And then I’m going to tell you to round up to $35.
Because, YOU are the expert.
At my high school graduation, someone tucked paper flyers under the windshield wiper of every car in a ten-mile radius advertising a golden opportunity to make money right away.
Not McDonald’s money.
REAL money.
And I bit.
Fast forward two weeks, and I was on my first sales call for Cutco Knives.
Honestly, I didn’t last long. What 18-year old truly gets excited about a paring knife? (Though that penny-cutting trick was pretty cool.) But I liked the idea of sales and making money in a less traditional way.
Instead I took a job as hostess of a restaurant I liked, which started a tip of the dominoes that led me down a path of hedonism, leisure, pleasure, hard work, and abundant rewards.
Once I fell in love with wine, I did everything I could to learn it. Grape varieties, of course. Soil types, check. Pruning techniques, yep. Micro-climates, you got it. I was a veritable wine nerd with a great palate. I can still tell if a wine will be “bad” just by looking at the label.
With a master’s degree equivalent of wine theory in hand, I moved into wholesale where I quickly built a million dollar territory at 10% commission in about 2 years.
I was really good at making the sale.
What I loved about wine—the marriage of art + science—is what I love about writing sales copy for small businesses and solopreneurs.
Blending personality and artful writing with the science of psychology and persuasion is so fascinating and fun, kinda like the jigsaw puzzles that occupy my quiet evenings at home (usually listening to a business podcast or Walter Martin’s Radio Hour).
Except my sales copy makes money.
When I realized I could sell with my writing,
I joined The Copywriter Club Accelerator, and immediately followed with a spot in the TCC Think Tank to surround myself with excellent copywriters who inspire and challenge me to be better for my business and my clients.
Like learning about wine, I’m always upleveling my sales know-how. I’m just so fascinated with why people do buy what they do buy.
I’m not afraid to ask for what I want—and that means asking for
what you want, too.
Get my Big V Energy into your sales copy and watch your revenue jump, even if you feel timid about asking for the sale.
Powerful headlines.
Persuasive yet ick-free copy.
Benefits beyond what you imagined.
CTA’s that close.
Personality + Fun.
We’re gonna make this money together.
What you want is
so very important.
What you do helps others. And the more I help you and you help them, the better we all become.
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We can be friends, even if you never buy from me.
I still know too much about wine and I still educate the local wine shop staff every time I buy a bottle (whether they want it or not) and I’m still really hard to please with whatever’s in my glass. #ParticularForLife.
Feeling nosey?
I’ve lived 500 lives.
(got a lot of Sagittarius in my chart so I can’t stop changing all the time.)
I’m known for my excellent storytelling, comedy, and show hosting & producing. I produced an entire women’s comedy festival in New Orleans—and it didn’t lose money!
I’m a closet memoirist and essayist.
You can read my sleepy Substack of essays and stories here.
I self-published a collection of email essays and stories.
And a dirty novel about a young lesbian sowing her oats in New Orleans.
My car tag says,
“I’d rather be in the woods”.
I use the same coffee mug and plate everyday .
I meditate.
I haven’t worn a bra since 2021.
I’d like to visit Iceland, Ireland, Thailand, and Berlin, in whatever order.