comedy delivers.
do you want super fans for life who
buy all the things, send you mushy love notes, maybe stalk you just a little bit
in a safe way bc your sales copy
made you low key (in)famous??
of course you do.
that’s why you’re here.
Make it funny.
Take the money.
“Amy’s email copy helped us with our biggest launch, ever. A $100k launch.
So, if you want THE most talented writer on the interwebs (yep) to collaborate with on your next launch or to write an email sequence that legit increases your bottom line, I can’t recommend Amy enough.”
— Kira Hug, Co-Founder The Copywriter Club & one of the most famous personality-driven copywriters on the planet.
comedy connects + converts
+ science proves it.
Do you need a scientific stat to prove that when you laugh everything just feels a little more better?
There’s all kinds of stuff published by Scientific American, Harvard and the NIH plus a boat load of other places I’m not going to link to because I need you here with me now.
Oxytocin is the most underrated and cheapest drug you can get your hands on and the people want it badder than Michael Jackson’s idontknowwhat .
Humor disarms.
It opens doors and creates opportunities.
It builds trust, like, and you already know factors.
When you make someone laugh, you make yourself memorable.
And if you’re an entrepreneur, solopreneur, mompreneur, catpreneur, peanutpreneur, service provider, coach, creator, ecomm, diva, supplement, gadget, widget, vibrator (seriously vibrators are already more funnier!!) . . .
. . . memorable makes money.
Let’s get serious.
You need to stand out faster than ChatGPT can tell you how genius you are or you’re business is gonna be dead by this time next year.
Dramatic?!
Not really.
The people are tired of the same old soft porn marketing neutrals and conjunctionless desert of bland, and they do not want to follow you nowhere, and they’re sitting on their money like Miss Muffet hiding from that sketchy spider bug.
Lilith, my GPT crystal ball, is the best codependent gal pal my wee ego could ever dream of.
break free from sales copy that reads like
beige on beige on sand
You know what most people don’t get and everyone wants?
COMEDY IN THE COPY.
Sorry for yelling but I will die on this mesa even it leaves me limp in a gulley.
WE NEED LAUGHTER.
And there’s no better way to contribute to people’s lives, build deeper connections, and to be quite frankly capitalist about it, make money faster, longer & stronger than infusing your copy with personality and hahas.
Tatas might also work, IDK, are you selling vibrators? Then I really want to talk to you.
about that ai . . .
Even if you’ve got a pretty good handle on that squirmy little bot…
Even if you’ve fed it all the customer pain points, objections, features and benefits…
Even if your customer avatar is more focused than a 4-year old on “what’s for dessert”…
AI can not write clever, amusing, delightful *personality* and *comedy* into your copy.
I’m your pocket comic and imma make you money.
Hi, I’m (the real) Amy Collins.
They say I’m a little bit rude and a lotta bit charming.
Yes, I’m pouring red wine in a white suit.
Sales Copywriter.
Copy Guide.
Email Pro.
Storyteller.
Comedian.
Wine nerd.
Woo Woo queer.
Lifelong risk taker.
Curiouser and Curiouser.
Had that suit before Hillary.